Making the Wall of Fame

I came back from work early yesterday. God knows I needed to get some housework done. With a dog on heat in a small apartment, cleaning just got harder and needed more than ever on a daily basis. So the first thing I did after giving Piggy a rub on her ears when I got home, was plunk on the couch and turned on the TV. American Idol was on, and so was Norman Gentle.

For those of you who actually followed through American Idol's Hollywood week from season 8, you would remember "Norman Gentle", a exuberant enthusiastic guy in his 30's who wore his signature glitzy techni-colored shirt. The guy wasn't Pavarotti or Mick Jagger, but well, he could sing. Out of all the queers who have auditioned for American Idol for the past 9 years, he was the very first Queer to make it through the top 24.

 People come in all shapes, sizes, colors and personalities. And in our lifetime, we are sure to meet at least one extraordinarily queer person. Whether it is their choice of fashion, or their personality. It could be a pathological liar or a person who has ego the size of a football field, or a queer sense of fashion, such as, Norman Gentle. So I invite you to put down your nominees for that special queer person, who has made a lasting impression/dent/damage/memory in your life when you comment on the post and i will include the description on this post.

1.  The self proclaimed hunk who has the urge to get strangers to feel his muscles lest they don't believe that he has any. He has also (according to him) traveled the world and experienced everything in life. I.E; if you said you've played Cinderella in a child's play, he would have probably claimed to have done so too.


2. The confused man who has an identity and nationality crisis. For example, when in Aussie, claim to be an Aussie. When in company of Malays, claim to be of Malay heritage.


3. The pathological liar who can't distinguish lies from fact because he is so used to lying. I.E, forgetting how many kids he has actually fathered out there.


4. The one who has an issue with "bathing" daily though living in a hot humid country. Justification: Water strips off your body's natural defense barrier


5. The "tak-jadi-rock-star" who abuses his wife and believes that it is part and parcel of life


6. The one who stuffs used sanitary pads in her drawers. Justification: NO IDEA


7. The one who is overbearing up to a point of it not being humanly possible. Then again, she's hardly any human anymore.


8. The one who talks about her sex life and her sex life ONLY, even to strangers


9. The one who wants to nail everything and anything with a va-jay-jay


10. The one who is brilliant and successful, but would not touch the door knob. Justification: OCD


11. The kleptomaniac that steals everything, and parades it without guilt or fear