Rainbows versus Bows and Arrows

Oh yes, we've heard about this for generations now, Men and women are different poles of the world. But yet, like opposite sides of the magnet, we're drawn to each another,for some sick cosmic reason. For women, I guess it's the challenge of meeting someone so different from yourself and the whole romantic paradox of "opposites attract" and finding victory in molding them according to our ideals. For men, it's the thrill of getting into another's pants where you won't find the similar looking genitals. In other words, in general, we're attracted to the pain of making things work.

It is a normal thing for couples to squabble and claw through their relationship, and yet make up at the end of a stumble. But alas, women and men look for very different apologies and defines forgiveness in different ways.

So to all testosterone driven creatures out there, I may not know what rocks your boat, but I sure as hell know what a woman want.. And here it is.

1) Never leave an unresolved issue until the next day. Some women are tolerant for a maximum of 48 hours. After that, if they act irrationally, it's all your fault for not talking about it in the first place.

2) "Let's talk" always work. It shows a woman you are interested in making things work. Well yes it might be painfully boring to hear her drone on and on over what you did wrong and why she was hurt, but who ever said you had to "really" listen?

3) Just be there - If she needs you, do not give suggestions. Hugs and and "clarifying questions" such as "What do you think you need to do?" is suffice. Do not preach about what you think she should have done, even if you are right, unless she asks for your opinion.

4) Sex is the best medicine - NOT... hey we're sad, not horny, keep your willies in your pants please?

5) Gifts - A thoughtful gift can sometimes melt the toughest heart. But gifts with no sorry, ain't a keeper dude...

6) Merajuking - (what's this in English?) - Merajuking among women are fairly normal, but not quite justified. Among men, it's just ugly and repulsive...

7) Lastly - Do not leave money under the pillow as a "please forgive me" plea! Thats what paying customers do for whores..