Some mentally challenged "person" decided to write about a "Men's Side Story" on lamentations they've had to endure from the women race. Hihihi.. While it does come across as true in certain areas, i felt compelled to rebut as some input weren't very intelligent and only proved further that men can be selfish left-brain user pigs... Venus vs Mars!

All rebuttals bear no mallicious intentions.

At last a guy, Monsieur BayiSingh has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear ' the rules' from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.


1. Men are NOT mind readers. (well, for what's worth, women are already aware of that fact since men think more efficiently with their dicks)

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. ( That i agree... as long as you dun piss all over the seat, leave the seat the way you deem fit)

3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. ( It just saddens us that you'd rather watch a group of sweaty men running around in shorts on the idiot box than to oogle at us braless, next to you! )

4. Crying is blackmail. ( It's a healthy coping strategy, it's not our fault if some men's tear-ducts are stuffed with ego, and not all women cry to get their way!)

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! (hehehe.. well that one's true...)

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. ( Who said it isn't?? Haven't met many decent ladies then...)

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. (well honey, sorry to burst ur bubble but you ain;'t superman. We know most of the time, you're incapable of solving our problems)

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become
Null and void after 7 Days..( funny how men don't hold true to that rule if a woman comments on the size of their manhood)

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.. ( hey! we don't mind if you're a barrel of lard or have a receading hairline cz we love you and still think you look sexy, but we know you MIND us having a little love handle, thats why we ask for reassurance )

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ( thing is, most things men say are so direct that there is only one meaning to it )

11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. ( Whats the point, men never get it right the first time anyway. So either way, you'd still fail the first time )

12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..( Well, aren't you ashamed that you can't even multitask that BIT?)

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. ( He had a compass you fool, and 52 men on board to navigate. On top of that! he mistook Polynesia for China, who's the smart one now aye??)

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors,like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. ( That's why we go shopping with our gay friends:) )

16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that . ( go ahead. as long as ur not scratching ur privates in public )

17. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. ( If we tell you all the time what's wrong, you'd never learn to be more sensitive to our needs, no?)

18.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. ( Hey! that works both ways, for men and women!)

19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . ( oh really? how would you like it if we walked out with our lingerie? that's comfortable)

20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as football or F1. ( honey, get a life. sitting on that couch 12 hours a day watching Ronaldo or Alonso does not make you any fitter or any chummier with the stars, we'll be more than willing to hear bout it when you're as popular as they are!)

21. You have enough clothes. ( enough is a subjective term )

22. You have too many shoes. ( well, its not our fault we put in an effort to look nice for your sake)

23. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! ( remember, some women can fake orgasms )